At Last,

This Christmas you can..

Get a Bag of Dicks!

8 Luxury Dildos, Vibrators, and Wand Massagers
Ships within 48 hours on Amazon Prime

"Oh Honey... it's perfect!"

Make this Christmas one to remember with Lyps Bag of Dicks. Eight of our finest hand-cut 100% FDA approved (medical grade) silicone vibrators and dildos. Experience every pleasure you can imagine (and some you can’t)— all while helping a great cause. We donate a percentage of every Lyps Bag of Dicks sold to the AIDS alliance (HIV prevention and AIDS cure).

Peek Inside:

The Bag of Dicks

All Lyps dildos, vibrators and wand massagers are 100% waterproof, odorless, quiet, easy-to-use and come with a 24 month satisfaction guarantee.

  • Aphrodite

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View on Amazon The Lyps Aphrodite is out softest, smoothest and most advanced clit + g-spot vibrator. It uses the finest medical grade silicone on the planet to make sure you feel like a goddess every time you use it.
  • Holly

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View on Amazon The Lyps Holly is a clit + g-spot vibrator with bulbed ends. These bulbs provide a greater surface area to hit the clit and surrounding tissue, and vibrate the entire g-spot surface. Best for users who love deep, full orgasms.
  • Hummingbird

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View on Amazon The Lyps Hummingbird is a very powerful yet quiet wand massager vibrator. It is a beautiful pink color and power can be increased or decreased with the push of a button. Ideal for strong clit or penis stimulation.
View on Amazon The Lyps Iris is a curved G-Spot vibrator, with 10 unique, powerful yet quiet vibrations. It’s perfect for girls who get the most pleasure from internal stimulation, focused on the g-spot.

And that's just the tip of the penis!

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View on Amazon The Lyps Lily is our take on the classic rabbit vibrator (made famous by Sex and the City). It includes a rotating head with pleasure balls to give you the best internal massage of your life.
  • The Ocho

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View on Amazon The Lyps Ocho is a luxury 8" realistic dildo, with a firm suction cup at the base. With lifelike veins running up and down its length, the Ocho hits all your favorite spots (and some new favorites you didn't know existed!).
  • Athena

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View on Amazon The Lyps Athena features deep, strong vibrations, with clit, g-spot, and even butt plug combinations. The Athena is for those who desire a balanced approach to exquisite pleasure.
  • G Spot Dildo

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View on Amazon The Lyps 7" Curved Realistic Dildo is perfect for internal pleasure lovers. Its custom shape makes it the go-to for g-spot lovers, and with a firm suction cup that sticks on almost any surface- you can enjoy it in all kinds of different ways.

Everything in the Lyps Bag of Dicks:

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You'll Love It Or Your Money Back!

We give our customers full Lyps Service. Every Bag of Dicks comes with a 24-month satisfaction guarantee. If you're unhappy with your purchase at any time, simply send it back to us and we'll refund you fully. No questions asked.

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A Personal Letter From Santa:

Sly Santa knows what you're up to.

Dear Would-Be Naughty List Member,

For centuries I’ve had my famous “naughty or nice” list. And for centuries, it’s gone unchanged. Good boys and girls get presents. Bad boys and girls— black coal.

This year, I received my very own Lyps Bag of Dicks in the mail. Furious, I put every employee of Lyps on my Naughty List (with my thickest, darkest permanent marker).

…However…

It’s been a few weeks, and I must say— Mrs. Claus and I have never been closer!

Spirits in the North Pole are at an all time high. Mysteriously, several of my medical grade silicone vibrators have gone missing (I suspect the elves).

At any rate, I’ve been forced to rethink everything. Maybe being naughty isn’t so bad after all!

The Lyps Bag of Dicks has my official blessing. Feel free to get one for yourself, your loved ones, or even your worst enemy’s mother. I’ll deliver it personally come Christmas Eve— and I’ll keep you off the Naughty List (for now).

Now if you’ll excuse me… Mrs. Claus is calling. So much to do, so little time!

Merry Christmas,

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Mr. Santa D. Claus

P.S. I have every Lyps Bag of Dicks in my toy shop right now, and there are shockingly few. Be sure to order yours now to make this Christmas an extra jolly one!